Claire de Lune

Summary

Claire de Lune, who operates under the username semihammeredwitchcraft from The Carbon Dioxide Riding Academy, describes herself as the hypothetical progeny of Margot Tenenbaum and Lydia Deetz, noting she is a southern witch who teeters between west coast white trash and southern belle flair. Her verified profile, categorized under alt, was created on July 18, 2020, and requires a $9.0 subscription fee. Across her account, she has shared 55 posts, 83 photos, and 20 videos, accumulating 297 likes.

Data last updated Sep 20, 2026

Bio

The hypothetical progeny & pride of Margot Tenenbaum & Lydia Deetz hailing from a dented, tin can of a trailer nestled in an almost magical, mostly unmentionable place with a silver spoon & Marlboro light in her mouth whilst bee bopping around to the neighbors yelling, the nearby GE plant’s hum & a surf punk mixtape your cool cousins gf won’t shut tf up about, all the while refusing to learn the difference between swimwear & typical day to day garments with just enough private schooling & partial real world escapes to have legitimate thrift store know how & genuine self deprecation, but only if Margot had been funny & Lydia was southern. She teeters between west coast white trash & southern belle flair giving a fine explanation for an almost unconscionable predilection for red silk, dirt & flags alike. Usually dissociative & daydreaming, although occasionally psychic, she still can’t find her shoes. Southern witch, kind of a bitch

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